Snow In Portland Gives Me Road Rage

by Mika

Snow In PortlandI love snow. I just can’t stand all these people who think they can drive in it, but can’t. You’re ALL wrong. Here’s why:

- 2 and 3 lane roads do not become 1 lane with you in the middle swerving back and forth because you’re afraid of parked cars, and oncoming traffic. Stay in your lane so I can get past you.

- The speed limit is not 10mph. Just park your car and walk or take the bus if you want to go that slow.

- The lights on your car work to help other people notice you in lower-than optimal visibility. Like when it’s snowing. Turn them on.

- You’re driving a Subaru. They have AWD - I know you can go faster!

- Spinning your wheels on the snow is okay. It’s a bit slippery, remember? Don’t freak out, just spin them a bit longer instead of hitting the brakes and your car will move forward.

Hooligans!

by Mika

Kristi’s boyfriend Brad got his car window smashed in front of my place last night, for no reason other than someone is just a jerk. Nothing was left in the car, and they didn’t even try to open the door afterwards. Half a block further, my neighbor’s motorcycle was tipped over onto it’s side, presumably by the same people.

These guys (or gals) are idiots. I can’t stand when someone so recklessly screws with other people for absolutely no reason - not even to steal something.

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