mika.lepisto.com

• Published:January 16th, 2007
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• Category:That Pisses Me Off

I love snow. I just can’t stand all these people who think they can drive in it, but can’t. You’re ALL wrong. Here’s why:

- 2 and 3 lane roads do not become 1 lane with you in the middle swerving back and forth because you’re afraid of parked cars, and oncoming traffic. Stay in your lane so I can get past you.

- The speed limit is not 10mph. Just park your car and walk or take the bus if you want to go that slow.

- The lights on your car work to help other people notice you in lower-than optimal visibility. Like when it’s snowing. Turn them on.

- You’re driving a Subaru. They have AWD - I know you can go faster!

- Spinning your wheels on the snow is okay. It’s a bit slippery, remember? Don’t freak out, just spin them a bit longer instead of hitting the brakes and your car will move forward.